February 27, 2004 Lists Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both Scalps and Scallops by Michael Ward Tender Dry Burnt Soft White Seared Flaky Words Seafood Scallops Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter