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Adam Greenspan

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Adam Greenspan is a writer, startup guy, and fully accredited uncle from Austin, TX. He founded a boring data company called ChangeLine.io. Adam is not a dentist.

September 21, 2023

Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm

by Adam Greenspan
June 13, 2023

A Roomba’s Positive Affirmations

by Adam Greenspan
March 21, 2023

Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster

by Adam Greenspan

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December 4, 2024

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A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

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by Ginny Hogan
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