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Alex Baia
Alex Baia is a humor writer and marketer in Austin. Sign-up for Alex’s newsletter to receive his best writing, once a month, delivered by a majestic falcon.
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April 8, 2025Hi, It’s Your Bank. There’s a Problem with Your Money
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September 26, 2024Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
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March 20, 2024The “Babe” Index
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November 6, 2023Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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December 2, 2022I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced
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March 1, 2022Winners Go to Bed Early: Every Article I Have Written About My Sleep Routine
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks
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August 26, 2020Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 3
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May 29, 2020It Is Time: I’m Quitting Social Media to Study Barnacles
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May 11, 2020This Show is 100% Improvised! No Exceptions
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?