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Alex Baia
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September 26, 2024Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
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March 20, 2024The “Babe” Index
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November 6, 2023Our Elevator Is Having Some Issues
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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December 2, 2022I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced
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March 1, 2022Winners Go to Bed Early: Every Article I Have Written About My Sleep Routine
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks
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August 26, 2020Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 3
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May 29, 2020It Is Time: I’m Quitting Social Media to Study Barnacles
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May 11, 2020This Show is 100% Improvised! No Exceptions
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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