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Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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February 29, 2024“What School Form Did I Just Sign?”: A Game Show for Parents
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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October 28, 2021Literary Desserts of the Damned
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 28, 2025Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Cosmic Bloom Ice Cream
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January 28, 2025Everything You Need to Know about Rememory, the $150 Million Apple TV Hit That Can Be Watched Only in a Retirement Community in Ohio
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope