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Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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February 29, 2024“What School Form Did I Just Sign?”: A Game Show for Parents
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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October 28, 2021Literary Desserts of the Damned
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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