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Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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February 29, 2024“What School Form Did I Just Sign?”: A Game Show for Parents
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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October 28, 2021Literary Desserts of the Damned
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland