The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Andrew Humphries
Andrew Humphries lives in Jackson, Mississippi.
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January 30, 2025Was It Cake?
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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September 14, 2023Our Kitchen Renovation, Which We Started Five and a Half Years Ago, Is Back On Track
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April 6, 2023Now That We Can Hire Children, Here Are Some Revisions to Our HR Policy
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February 21, 2023Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples