Internet Tendency

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Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

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Andrew Humphries

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Andrew Humphries lives in Jackson, Mississippi.

January 30, 2025

Was It Cake?

by Andrew Humphries
January 16, 2025

A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought

by Andrew Humphries
October 10, 2024

I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting

by Andrew Humphries
September 14, 2023

Our Kitchen Renovation, Which We Started Five and a Half Years Ago, Is Back On Track

by Andrew Humphries
April 6, 2023

Now That We Can Hire Children, Here Are Some Revisions to Our HR Policy

by Andrew Humphries
February 21, 2023

Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is

by Andrew Humphries

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
March 31, 2025

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April 22, 2025

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