The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul is a staff writer for Popular Science, with work previously featured in The AV Club, Rolling Stone, Fangoria, GQ, Slate, and The Believer. He also has spooky short fiction featured by Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He writes a semi-regular newsletter called Echo Chamber, with an emphasis on “semi-regular.”
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March 5, 2025Okay, You Try Thinking of a Better Way to Protest President Nyarlathotep’s Terror Telecast
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January 29, 2025Deferred Culling Email to President Nyarlathotep’s Workforce
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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September 16, 2024I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer
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July 15, 2024Today, We’re All Nyarlathotep’s Death Cultists
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March 5, 2024The Supreme Court Rules You Cannot “Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself”
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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January 16, 2024I Just Caught Up with Everything After Waking from an Eight-Year Coma, and You’re Telling Me He Could Be Elected Again?
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January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
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November 16, 2020Why Isn’t Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Respecting Our Time-Honored Peaceful Transition of Power?
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June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
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March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland