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Andrew Paul
Andrew Paul is a staff writer for Popular Science, with work previously featured in The AV Club, Rolling Stone, Fangoria, GQ, Slate, and The Believer. He also has spooky short fiction featured by Pseudopod and Scalawag, as well as in the anthology, Mississippi Noir (Akashic Books, 2016). He writes a semi-regular newsletter called Echo Chamber, with an emphasis on “semi-regular.”
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January 29, 2025Deferred Culling Email to President Nyarlathotep’s Workforce
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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September 16, 2024I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer
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July 15, 2024Today, We’re All Nyarlathotep’s Death Cultists
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March 5, 2024The Supreme Court Rules You Cannot “Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself”
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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January 16, 2024I Just Caught Up with Everything After Waking from an Eight-Year Coma, and You’re Telling Me He Could Be Elected Again?
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January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
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November 16, 2020Why Isn’t Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Respecting Our Time-Honored Peaceful Transition of Power?
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June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
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March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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