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Duncan Whitmire

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Duncan Whitmire makes a living writing what some people generously refer to as “content.”

June 11, 2018

The Campus Diversity Committee Task Force Reports Mixed Results In Efforts to End Racism As We Know It

by Duncan Whitmire

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Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

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