The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Emily Delaney
Emily is a writer and video producer based in NYC.
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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November 3, 2021A Note from Your Friends at Federal Student Aid
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September 27, 2021Quiz: Can You Get Your Invoice Paid?
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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June 11, 2021If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents
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May 10, 2021Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 P.M. Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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November 19, 2020A Peek Inside Our 37-Step Hiring Process
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October 13, 2020The Only Good Films Are the Ones the Internet Has to Explain to You, According to Me, a Guy Who Took One Film Class in College
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas