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Articles by
Kathryn Kvas
Kat is a writer in NYC, constantly achieving new underachievements.
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October 31, 2017The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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September 8, 2017Completely Valid Reasons Why I, Your Male Boss, Will Not Look You In the Eye During Meetings
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February 22, 2017Introducing the Jar No Woman On Earth Can Open Unless She’s Dating a Tall, Strong Man!
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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January 6, 2017Congratulations, We’re Promoting You! And We Won’t Stop Promoting You Until We’ve Shattered Every Last One of Your Dreams Into a Million Sad Little Pieces
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally