The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Louie Aronowitz
Louie Aronowitz is an award-winning writer, performer, and musician. He has worked with Saturday Night Live, Comedy Central, Funny or Die, Nickelodeon, and College Humor.
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April 11, 2025Forget the Ten Plagues and Escaping, the Pharaoh and His Rich Friends Say They’re on Our Side
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December 23, 2024Job Posting: Team Leader for the Maccabees
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July 31, 2024Lesser-Known Goals
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June 14, 2024Trolley Problem Variations for Dads
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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March 22, 2022First Drafts of the Greatest Opening Sentences in Literature
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