The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Luke Burns
Luke Burns is a writer whose work has been published by The New Yorker, New York Magazine, HAD, and in the books The Best of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and Keep Scrolling Till You Feel Something. More at lukevburns.com.
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March 12, 2024An Excerpt from Pierre La Police’s Classic Comic Masters of the Nefarious
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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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September 14, 2022The Secret to Great Writing Is Taking Dozens of Showers a Day
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June 18, 2020Celebrating the Hilarious Work of Brian Agler
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December 16, 2019Dr. Manhattan’s 12 Days of Christmas
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November 10, 2017Similes Involving Bad Similes
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February 9, 2015White Noise or White Noise?
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February 17, 2014Attempts to Find a Symbol for the Conflict Between My Screenplay’s Protagonist and Antagonist
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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May 13, 2013I’d Like To Take a Moment to Talk About the Plight of Drone Veterans
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December 19, 2012Audience Participation Cues for the My Dinner With André Midnight Madness Screening
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her