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Articles by
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker is a writer and comedian in Los Angeles, California. His stand-up has been featured on Audible, SeeSo, and at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. His writing has been nominated for an Emmy and a Writers Guild Award. He’s written for Adam Ruins Everything, the Onion, the White House Correspondents Dinner, Bill Nye Saves the World, The Tonight Show, Late Night, and more. He also was an English language writer for Nintendo of America, which won’t help is career but is nice. He’s trying his best.
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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February 7, 2018Thoughts of Background Characters in Street Fighter 2
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June 15, 2017Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation
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December 7, 2007Twisted Sister: Where Are They Now?
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November 5, 2007A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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February 16, 2007Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on First Dates
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?