“The Mueller Report exceeds 300 pages, raising questions about [Barr’s] four-page summary.” — New York Times, 3/28/19
Sweeney Todd: “A barber reunites with his wife.”
Company: “A man named Bobby turns 35.”
Hello, Dolly!: “A woman returns to her favorite restaurant.”
Dear Evan Hansen: “A kid plants an orchard.”
Hamilton: “A widow establishes an orphanage.”
Rent: “An HIV-positive singer writes a song.”
The Sound of Music: “A family decides to leave Austria.”
Fiddler on the Roof: “A family decides to leave Anatevka.”
West Side Story: “Gang members abuse police officer.”
Little Shop of Horrors: “Man feeds plant.”
Les Miserables: “French policeman drowns.”
Annie: “President Roosevelt introduces the New Deal.”
Wicked: “Tornado ravages the Midwest.”
Cabaret: “A loose performer shamefully gets an abortion.”
Chicago: “Complete and total exoneration for Roxie and Velma.”