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Rachel Reyes
Rachel Reyes lives in Minneapolis. Her writing has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, and elsewhere.
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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October 21, 2024Honest Search Results for “Zucchini Bread Recipe”
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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October 6, 2023[Staying at Home / Going Back to Work] After Having Your Baby Is a Terrible Idea
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August 29, 2023I Didn’t Follow the Recipe, and I’m Appalled It Turned Out So Awful
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April 24, 2023Fuck It, I’m Making a Funfetti Cake
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March 29, 2022AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs off the Floor?
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner