Amazing (at Appearing High in Your Search Results) Zucchini Bread

Not the Best Zucchini Bread

Pretty Good but Still Kind of Dry and Bland Zucchini Bread

Zucchini Bread Exactly Like the Recipe Above but with a Random Extra Quarter Teaspoon Baking Powder and a Completely Unnecessary “Signature” Ingredient (It’s Paprika)

Zucchini Bread Recipe Stolen from NYTimes Cooking

Easy, Delicious, and Moist Are Words We Are Using to Describe This Zucchini Bread (Even Though It’s Difficult, Mediocre, and Dry)

Zero-Sugar Healthy Zucchini Bread (Aside from Two Cups of Maple Syrup, Shhh)

Five-Star Zucchini Bread Recipe, Based on Ratings from Ten Thousand Bots

Five-Star Zucchini Bread Recipe, Based on Single Rating from Lady Who Clicked “Rate This Recipe” by Mistake

Highly Suspicious Two-and-a-Half-Star-Rated Zucchini Bread Recipe, Which Actually Tastes Totally Fine

Zucchini Bread That Will Look Nothing Like the Improperly Licensed Stock Photo Accompanying the Recipe

Zucchini Bread Recipe Posted by Blogger Who Hasn’t Actually Made It Before, but Is Confident It’s Probably Edible

Mom’s Zucchini Bread, Which Honestly Kind of Sucks

Mom’s Zucchini Bread (Not the Blogger’s Real Mom—She’s Dead and Hated Baking—No, Just the Concept of Mom, for Clicks)

Ancient Family Zucchini Bread Recipe Generated by AI Twenty Minutes Ago

AI-Generated Zucchini Bread Recipe That Does Not Use Zucchini, and If Directions Are Followed, Will Result in Something You Can’t Truly Call Bread

Zucchini Bread Without a “Jump to Recipe” Option, Forcing You to Scroll Through a Never-Ending Fake Childhood Anecdote About Blogger Making Zucchini Bread with Their Great-Grandmother in Her Rural West Ohiotucky Farm Cottage with Singing Squirrels

Zucchini Bread but with Bread Flour Instead of All-Purpose Flour, Which Might Not Make a Difference, but It Needs to Stand Out Among Hundreds of Online Zucchini Bread Recipes, Which Is Ridiculous Because How the Fuck Are There So Many Variations on Zucchini Bread?

Participation Award-Winning Zucchini Bread

The Greatest, Most Amazing, Multiple-Orgasm-Inducing Zucchini Bread—Okay, It’s Total Shit, but This Baking Blog Is Failing, So Please Click the Recipe Link So You Can Try and Fail to Find the Impossibly Small X on the “Subscribe to Newsletter” Pop-Up, Then Scroll Through Many Toyota Ads for the Disgusting Recipe

The Actual Best Zucchini Bread Recipe, Which You’ll Never See, Because It’s on the Second Page