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5th-grade

June 10, 2022

We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School

by Rochelle E. Fisher
October 14, 2021

I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact

by Alex Laskey
June 17, 2019

Towns in Pennsylvania or My Google Searches in 5th Grade?

by Jake Maynard
December 7, 2003

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Richard Marx’s “Hazard.”

by George Viebranz

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson

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April 23, 2025

I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone

by Jessica Bylander
April 23, 2025

Childcare Options You Can Afford with the Child Tax Credit

by Elizabeth Simone
April 22, 2025

Frat Party University Will Not Comply with the Trump Administration’s Demands

by Charlie Dektar
April 22, 2025

We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI

by Carlos Greaves