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All posts tagged
alcohol
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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October 5, 2023Reviews of New Food: Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin’ Cream
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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February 17, 2022The Best Alcoholic Beverages to Pair with Potty Training
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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June 10, 2021Reviews of New Food: High Noon Sun Sips
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples