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All posts tagged
applications
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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January 27, 2022Why I, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Would Like to Apply to Hype House
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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February 6, 2017Application Requirements for Becoming Our Couple Friends
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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September 12, 2014A Millennial Applies for a Ghostwriting Position at a Wealthy White Lady’s Lifestyle Blog
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March 18, 2013The Tortured Artist Grant
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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June 7, 2007Response To Self Dubbed “Applicant #69” From The Elite School For Yoga Enthusiasts
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday