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All posts tagged
applications
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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January 27, 2022Why I, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Would Like to Apply to Hype House
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February 15, 2017Parents’ Manhattan Kindergarten Application Essay
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February 6, 2017Application Requirements for Becoming Our Couple Friends
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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September 12, 2014A Millennial Applies for a Ghostwriting Position at a Wealthy White Lady’s Lifestyle Blog
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March 18, 2013The Tortured Artist Grant
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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June 7, 2007Response To Self Dubbed “Applicant #69” From The Elite School For Yoga Enthusiasts
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner