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bars
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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September 7, 2016The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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March 24, 2015Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
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August 5, 2014Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally