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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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September 7, 2016The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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March 24, 2015Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
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August 5, 2014Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead