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All posts tagged
beverages
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January 13, 2025An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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June 24, 2021The Family Shasta
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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April 2, 2020Reviews of New Food: Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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November 21, 2019Reviews of New Food: Kin Euphorics Social Tonic
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 9, 2019Pumpkin Spice: Now For Men
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas