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carly-simon
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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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November 15, 2016It’s Literally Impossible for Me to Get Off Anymore
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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February 21, 2008Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon
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February 13, 2006John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires