The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
children
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February 20, 2025Our Son Lionel’s Back at School
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 20, 2024Your Project Proposal Titled “Attend Kindergarten” Has Been Rejected
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally