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All posts tagged
children
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February 20, 2025Our Son Lionel’s Back at School
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 20, 2024Your Project Proposal Titled “Attend Kindergarten” Has Been Rejected
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead