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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 23, 2024The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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December 22, 2023This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 21, 2023Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp