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All posts tagged
clothes
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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June 2, 2023How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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February 7, 2020Who Are You Wearing?!?!?
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August 18, 20177 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
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March 1, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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July 8, 2016Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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May 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: My Closet Drama
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores