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colleges
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday