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colleges
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas