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customer-service
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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January 13, 2016Frequently Asked Questions from Customers Calling the Customer Support Department of the STD Test Website I Work For
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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November 21, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
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November 1, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: What’s Up With Your iPhone?
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November 14, 2006Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
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April 7, 2006A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
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May 11, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
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April 16, 2004Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
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