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All posts tagged
dating
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December 10, 2024A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York
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November 20, 2024Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition
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August 28, 2024They Say “Write What You Know,” Which Is Why I Only Write about Failed Relationships with Women Who Look Like My Mother
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August 21, 2024Breaking News Chyrons for a First Date
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July 23, 2024If You’re a Wealthy, Divorced, and Fascism-Curious Dad, You Need My Twelve-Step Video Program about Herbs
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May 30, 2024All My Exes Are Dating Each Other
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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April 19, 2024Is It a Red Flag? (Jane Eyre Edition)
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March 20, 2024The “Babe” Index
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me