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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 10, 2025Normalizing Indian Hate Makes Me a Good Father and Husband
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers