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All posts tagged
drinking
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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March 31, 2016“Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires