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endorsements
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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October 29, 2020We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged from the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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May 20, 2008Jean-Claude Van Damme Endorses Barack Obama for President
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally