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All posts tagged
fitness
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January 3, 2022I, Raskolnikov, Take the Men’s Health New Year Reboot Challenge
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July 28, 2017Welcome to the Women’s Athleisure Association
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July 18, 2017A Few Questions Before We Decide to Let You Join Our Running Club
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June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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July 3, 2014Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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May 22, 2014Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?
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May 24, 2013An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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May 15, 2013The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas