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grocery-shopping
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June 25, 2024Reviews of New Food: Unnamed Test Variety Apples
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September 16, 2022Are You Seeing Another Farmers’ Market Vendor?
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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April 15, 2020An Update on the Grocery Delivery We’ve Fooled You Into Expecting
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March 11, 2020CNN’s Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes to the Grocery Store
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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June 20, 2019Fragments from Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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