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All posts tagged
headlines
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August 26, 2024RFK Jr. Headline Mad Libs
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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March 17, 2021Atlanta Massage Parlor Shooting Headlines for Fragile White People
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January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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January 19, 2017Fake News for Dogs
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November 10, 2016We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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November 8, 2016Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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October 4, 2016Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
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May 10, 2016Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
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March 5, 2015Headlines From My Dismal Lifestyle Blog
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires