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higher-ed
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 29, 2024Building Your Fantasy Philosophy Department Team
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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