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All posts tagged
homes
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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June 2, 2022Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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