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All posts tagged
homes
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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June 2, 2022Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories