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human-resources
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April 25, 2024HR Pulls Your Kid in for a Performance Improvement Plan on Take Your Child to Work Day
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April 6, 2023Now That We Can Hire Children, Here Are Some Revisions to Our HR Policy
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January 13, 2022I Can’t Help but Notice That This is the Thirteenth Month in a Row I’ve Been Featured as HR’s Commitment to Diversity
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October 8, 2021Things That Are OK in Addition to “Not Being OK,” According to Your Newly Minted Chief Wellness Officer
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September 7, 2021HR Answers Your Questions About Returning to the Office
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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January 5, 2021Welcome Our New Head of HR, The Incinerator 850
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December 18, 2020The Tired HR Rep from Love Actually Sends Yet Another Memo
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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November 8, 2019The Ten Commandments of Workism
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations