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January 28, 2025Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Cosmic Bloom Ice Cream
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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June 13, 2024An OSHA Workplace Safety Checklist as Designed by Me, a Child Asked to Hold the Flashlight for My Father
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April 15, 2021Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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May 14, 2020Reviews of New Food: Oatly Ice Cream
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June 25, 2019Reviews of New Food: Ben & Jerry’s Cold Brew Caramel Latte Ice Cream
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June 13, 2019Reviews of New Food: Coolhaus Balsamic Fig and Mascarpone Ice Cream
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October 5, 2018Reviews of New Food: Better Booch Cherry Retreat Kombucha and Halo Top’s Sea Salt Caramel
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July 25, 2018What Your Favorite Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Says About You
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July 3, 2018Everything I Learned About Business From My Summer Working With Mister Softee
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally