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All posts tagged
impeachment
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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February 11, 2021I’ve Seen the Evidence, and There’s a Lot of It, and It’s Overwhelming and Very Persuasive, and I’ve Decided to Ignore It
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February 10, 2021I’m Not Some Sort of Law Expert, I’m Just a Simple Lawyer Representing the Former President in an Impeachment Trial
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February 4, 2021Yes, Scar Commanded His Hyenas to Plunder Pride Rock, But We Cannot Banish a Former King to the Elephant Graveyard
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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January 14, 2021Asking Me to Stop Beating You with This Sock Full of Quarters Will Only Further Divide Our Nation
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January 14, 2021Haddonfield’s Teens Just Want to “Cancel” Michael Myers
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January 12, 2021Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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February 5, 2020How to Transition from a Democracy to an Autocracy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland