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john-kerry
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May 25, 2012An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election
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November 16, 2004The Presidential Election in a World of Greco-Roman Morality
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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May 26, 2004Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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February 5, 2004Who and What Was Most Likely Responsible for the Births of Our Current Democratic Presidential Candidates
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires