My vice president has withstood four heart attacks. What’s Senator Edwards ever withstanded?
John and John, sittin’ in a tree,
G-A-Y-M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E.
I may have started a war on false pretenses, but at least I never changed my mind about something.
The last time I saw Senator Kerry that slippery, we were Crisco-wrestling in the basement of Skull and Bones.