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All posts tagged
libraries
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February 3, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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August 31, 2021We Have the Best Damn Little Free Library on the Block
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April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
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June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password by Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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April 10, 2018Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 18, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Library Card
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May 19, 2015Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Justine Coldwater: No Keys in the Ignition
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January 9, 2013B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 5: The Hunt for a Three-Headed Hydra
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September 14, 2012An Open Letter to the Look That Slowly Forms On Your Face When I Tell You I Am a Librarian
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee