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All posts tagged
libraries
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February 3, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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August 31, 2021We Have the Best Damn Little Free Library on the Block
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April 29, 2021If Libraries Were Run Like Used Car Dealerships
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June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password by Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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April 10, 2018Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 18, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Library Card
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May 19, 2015Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Justine Coldwater: No Keys in the Ignition
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January 9, 2013B.R. Cohen’s Days at the Museum: Dispatch 5: The Hunt for a Three-Headed Hydra
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September 14, 2012An Open Letter to the Look That Slowly Forms On Your Face When I Tell You I Am a Librarian
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance