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All posts tagged
mascots
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December 13, 2023Why We Are Retiring the Pillsbury Doughboy
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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January 29, 2020Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Shoshi Stern-Robbins, Unenthusiastic Mascot
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September 5, 2018In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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February 27, 2009School Mascots That More Acccurately Represent the Student Body at My University
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations