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All posts tagged
middle-age
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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July 18, 2024Your Body’s Updated Terms of Service
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July 1, 2024Peri(menopausal) in Pink
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June 17, 2024A Nostalgic Reverie for My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
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May 6, 2024Scout Badges for the Middle-Aged
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April 1, 2024The Riddle Master Hits Middle Age
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February 9, 2024Middle-Aged Concertgoer Mad Libs
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally