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All posts tagged
millennials
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May 7, 2024I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
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April 26, 2024The Millennial CAPTCHA
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April 3, 2024“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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May 31, 2023If What Millennials Were Taught in School Were Actually Useful
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May 23, 2023I Support Banning TikTok Because I’m an Out-of-Touch Thirty-Something with No Interest in Figuring Out How to Use Yet Another Social Media Platform
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April 12, 2023At My Age, My Dad Was Almost Done with That Tom Clancy Novel
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October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
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September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp