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All posts tagged
murder
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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June 1, 2020How to Use the Past Exonerative Tense to Uphold White Supremacy
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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March 11, 2020A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist