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new-york-times
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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March 20, 2024I Am the New York Times’ Paywall, and If I Let Any Non-Subscribers in, They’ll Kill My Family
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September 20, 2023New York Times’ Connections, Toddler Edition
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March 28, 2023What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says about You
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 9, 2021A Passage from TACEIPV, My Police Procedural Novel Written After Playing the New York Times’ Word Game Spelling Bee for Ten Consecutive Hours
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June 7, 2021New York Times’ Hook-Up Announcements
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee